Yeah, it's not a haystack, it's my hair. No, I did not get it curled or puffed. Yeah, humidity does that to it. Yes, I do get haircuts.
Yeah, the current style is a proper cut. I don't fuckin' know why you can't figure which one. Yes, I do shampoo my hair. Yeah I use a conditioner AND a serum. No, I don't want to hear your opinion about my hair. No, I don't want to get it permanently straightened.
I too have got Hermione's bush on my head, okay? Yeah, that does imply that I'm cleverer than any of you.
People should really really stop commenting on my hair, either with their tongues, or with their eyes! My hair has its moods, and I can't help it, and I really don't want to either! I like my hair the way it is, stupid or not, so just shut up and mind your own.
